He Knows

My son seems to know when picture time is coming. It's a sixth sense he seems to be gifted with.

Every time I set up an appointment he appears with bruises all over his head. Now, so you're not freaking out, he's a toddler, so I assume it's fairly normal for some bumps to occur. But EVERY TIME I go to get a nice family shot he kicks it into over drive.

I have visions of some child welfare advocate seeing our picture displayed at the local photo shop, and having to explain my son's bruises to her. Or worse, the local photo shop actually calling said advocate and skipping the whole randomness step completely.